So Geoff and I were sitting on the internet together, where he kept saying he smelled rotten beany shit.

Yeah so, we found out it was my breath. I was like "No it isn't!"

And he was like "It totally is! Smell it!"

So I did.

AUUGHHH I ALMOST DIED IT SMELLED SO BAD

So I washed my mouth out with water--nothing!

So I was trying to lick the deodorant when an idea popped up.

I deeply inhaled the deodorant smell up my nose and directed my exhale towards Geoff.

IT WORKED LOLOLOLOLOL



And that's where babies come from.
I'm a scientist.